Looks like my life is going to get interesting. Mr. Ahmed Savimbi from Angola has contacted me. Something about $45.8 million to buy Russian arms. (Hmm... I'll have to start cleaning out my apartment to obtain sufficient space before the frigate arrives.)

From what I can tell from the letter, Mr. Savimbi:

• Is deeply impressed with my "personality and influence"
• Trusts my experience in business and investing vast wealth
• Is also trusting me with his very life, and yet
• Is somewhat unsure of my gender, referring to me as "sir/madam".

Whoo hoo! He says he's going to give me a percentage of this treasure! What do you think -- can I trust him?

Whoops! I was supposed to keep this offer a secret. Hope his tormetors aren't among the three people who read my blog.