"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be that skinny, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

Update: Kevin from FunMurphys has pointed out this story is an urban legend. I was suckered because I'd seen the quote in a usually-reliable context. My apologies to our readers (both of you) and Miss Carey.