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Which Ten Commandments?

Some people have argued the whole ten commandments episode has been absurd. I personally think it's an interesting litmus test, but I may write more about that later.

Suffice it to say that a contingent of the media has reacted, and reacted strongly. From certain venues, I've heard lots of discussion of the inside of Judge Moore's brain and secret, inner motives. And, then there's little Don Lattin editorial from San Francisco Chronicle: Just which commandments are the 10 commandments?

In other words: "Gosh, those Christians can't even agree on the ten commandments! How on earth could something that vague be useful as moral law?" I guess I'd just have to ask the same question about the Constitution, eh?

The article is emminently fiskable, nearly every argument seeming to be a poor attempt at some kind of deception:

Let's say the Supreme Court of the United States allows the chief justice of the great state of Alabama to keep his 2-ton monument to the Ten Commandments in his office building in Montgomery.

Next question:

Which Ten Commandments?

Uh, if he would "keep" the monument, then it would be the ten already on it, would it not? Which part of this is too confusing for you, Don?

You've got your Jewish Ten Commandments, your Catholic Ten Commandments, your Lutheran Ten Commandments, your Charlton Heston Ten Commandments, your King James Bible Ten Commandments, your New Revised Standard Version Ten Commandments, and they don't all agree as to which commandment is which -- or what they really mean.

Of course different groups of people can produce their own versions of the ten commandments. They can even (gasp) modify or word them differently. But why stop with these groups? I mean, I Googled for "ten commandments" and the first entry was to the "Ten Commandments of HTML", which were just totally different! I mean, there was nothing at all about God in those! Wow, this ten commandment thing is inconsistent!

... your King James Bible Ten Commandments, your New Revised Standard Version Ten Commandments ...

Oooh, right. Let's compare some, just for kicks, shall we? Picking the most important command:

KJV: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

RSV: You shall have no other gods before me.

Oh dear! I can see how that would throw an experienced "religion writer" like Don Lattin off. In fact, the main difference between the RSV and the KJV is that the "thou"s are changed to "you"s. (Grabbing head, hysterically) I'm so confused!!

If he wanted to pick a better example, he might point out that "Thou shall not kill" in the KJV was a slight mistranslation, and that the NIV renders it better as "You shall not murder." But I get the feeling our intrepid "religion writer" doesn't dig that deeply into, uh, religion.

I hate it when I have to make someone else's argument for them.

Even the Bible contains two versions, one in Exodus 20:1-17 and a slightly different one in Deuteronomy 5:6-21.

Uh, go read 'em. Same commandments, same order, only slightly different wording. Here's a faith-busting example:

Ex 20:8: Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.

Deut 5:12: Observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy, as the LORD your God has commanded you.

Wow, "remember" or "observe", I'm so confused, which is it? I guess I'll just neglect the sabbath entirely because I can't sort it out.

Much of the rest of these passages are identical, word for word.

There are, of course, various English translations of those ancient Hebrew texts.

Did you know this article could be translated into French in different ways? What good is a document if it can be translated differently by different people?!!! Burn every book there is, right now!

Further complicating the commandments are the fact that neither Exodus nor Deuteronomy neatly number the no-nos from one to 10.

Yeah, that's highly confusing. The reader would have to be able to (a) count to ten, and (b) determine such hard questions as whether "For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth..." was part of the commandment for honoring the sabbath, or was the beginning of the next one about honoring your parents. I can see how horribly confusing this could be for the religion writer from a major San Francisco newspaper.

By some counts, there are actually Twenty-Nine Commandments, not Ten Commandments.

"Some counts" being a personal one he just did, of course. But by counting to twenty nine, he answered his own previous objection about how hard it was to count to ten.

Of course, they're the same commandments no matter how you number them. Go ahead and keep all twenty-nine, if that's the way you like to number 'em. In doing so, you'll still be keeping the ten.

For example, the Alabama monument to "the laws of nature and of nature's God," uses the "thou shalt" of the King James Bible rather than the "you shall" of the New Revised Standard Version.

Yes, I can see how terribly confusing that would be for you. And I saw a version of the constitution where they wrote all the lower-case "s" letters as if they were little "f"s!

The monument in Montgomery slashes its version of the Tenth Commandment down to a mere four words:

Thou Shalt Not Covet.

Wow! That's horrible! I can't believe the chutzpah of those guys!

What King James really says is a bit more specific:

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's."

Is that six commandments, one commandment, two commandments or the Tenth Commandment?

What a stunning display of intellect.

Of course, the author forgets or is ignorant of a few more: If you can group them together, then we have 6! (6x5x4...) possible commandments right there.

Or, you know, it could be that wife, servant, ox, and ass are just illustrations of things not to covet, given because God presumed the reader, or failing that, a local Rabbi, would be familliar with this common literary device. If the author falls below that threshhold, there's no shame in that: go ahead and give the Rabbi a call.

The Tenth Commandment for Jews and most Protestants is the entire "thou shalt not covet" passage. But Catholics and Lutherans list two "thou shalt not covet" commandments: one against coveting your neighbor's wife and one against coveting your neighbor's property, including his ass.

Yes, and I have friends who swear the first ammendment of the constitution is "separation of church and state", or "freedom of speech", rather than the phrases found in the document itself.

Then there is the question of what the commandments were meant to mean.

Yeah, especially those one-sentence commands.

For example, the First Commandment that "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" indicates that it was OK to have gods other than Yahweh, so long as Yahweh was No. 1.

Uh, sure, that's why it continues, saying: "You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God..." Sure, it meant that.

Context. Read it. Understand it. It's your friend.

Monotheism came later.

Yes. One verse, to be precise.

(How can this guy get around society? I mean, what if he saw a sign that said "KEEP RIGHT" would he start voting Republican?)

"Thou shalt not commit adultery" is either commandment six or seven and originally only forbade sex with a married woman.

Married men were free to have sex with other females. That's because establishing paternity, not maintaining sexual purity, was the reason for that commandment.

Uh, no, bright boy, if we must be hyper-literal, adultery didn't forbid sex with a married woman, or a man couldn't have had sex with his own wife. It forbade a man from having sex with another man's wife. He was free to have sex with an unmarried woman, but in doing so, he would be obligated to support her as his wife.

And a few good reasons for this, among many, would be because of men's natural (though hypocritical) aversion to supporting "impure" women (women who have had other men), and concern for the possible consequences of sex: i.e. to ensure the children would be taken care of.

Then there are the commandments in the next chapter of Exodus, which allow fathers to sell their daughters into slavery (21:7) and say that "whoever curses his father or his mother shall be put to death" (21:17).

Neither of those commandments is included among the Ten Commandments currently residing under the rotunda of the Alabama Supreme Court building.

True enough, on both counts. But neither of these were purported to be inscribed on the original stone tablets, either.

U2 said:

No one, no one is blinder, than he who will not see.

When an individual claims to be confused by examples of covetousness listed next to the simple phrase "You shall not covet", it can either mean that he has a severe problem with reading most standard documents -- in which case, I'd argue he's got no business writing for a newspaper -- of that you're dealing with an individual who simply will not see what's in front of his face.

Why is Don Lattin so confused about the ten commandments? Are they really so darned confusing and inscrutible as he makes them to be? Or is the author just wishing the darned things would go away entirely? If so, why?

I'll leave that to your judgement, dear reader.

Comments

Not many people know this but the KJV was translated from Latin manuscripts(Texus Receptus or something like that) from a translation from Antioch, Greece while all the other versions were translated from Greek manuscripts from Alexandria, Greece (the intellectuall capitol of the day). That's why the Jehovah's Witnesses are able to attack most translations.

For what it's worth the NWT calles God God in one of the books of Timothy where Tomothy exclaims, "My Lord and my God."

Posted by: Angelo on September 23, 2003 12:15 AM

The entire issue surrounding the monument is the classic separationist view that the state must deal equitably with all religions, and therefore must espouse none. This nation is not exclusively Christian, nor was it ever intended to be. Jews, Muslims, Atheists, and even wierder cults than the Jehovas Witnesses deserve to be treated fairly by the state, and especially the judicial system. This is all fairly obvious, and yet much of the Christian right utterly fails to get it. So why not bring the argument closer to home by pointing out that a specific version of the ten commandments might disenfranchise not just the non-Christian segments of society, but specific groups of Christians as well? In attempting (childishly) to make your mockery, I fear you have completely missed the point.

Posted by: TJ on October 9, 2003 07:13 PM

Dear TJ,

Had Don actually made the argument you make, I would have responded to that. But go read his article carefully, to see what it does say, not just what you think it should.

At no point does Don make the argument that Catholics, Lutherans, etc. would be "disenfranchised" if their exact version of the decalogue were to fail to appear.

You might think he means to make that argument, but I would argue it's simply not there: at no point does he talk about how one of those groups would feel if they were exposed to wording which differed from some official version their church or synagogue once published.

(Futher, perhaps its just me, but I can't see any of them feeling "disenfranchised" over varieties of spelling or numbering. But that's quite beside the point.)

Instead, he lumps differences in sects in amongst differences in translations, threating the differences between "Lutheran" and "Catholic" as being of no more importance than the differences between "Revised Standard Version" and "King James Version". He writes not one word about alienation or disenfranchisement among theists.

Instead, he just says of believers, collectively, that they don't know which commandment is which, or even what they mean. We are collectively fools -- he's not arguing for unity, as you suppose.

You think I'm missing his real point. I humbly ask you to consider the possibility the converse is true.

Of course, he must really be smarter than he comes off. Perhaps he actually meant to make a point about which he penned not one word.

Nonetheless, we can't know what's in his mind: Thus I stick to responding to what he actually said.

Further, you seem to have a lot to say about constitutionality. Very interesting, but again, you're having a vehement response to arguments nobody in the room is making. While the "larger issue" might have to do with that, I'm not debating the larger issue.

Don Lattin raised a tangential point: His thesis is there is no such thing as the ten commandments, per se, and that is the argument to which I respond. To support his argument, he quotes the bible: and point, by point, I respond to him.

No, no, no, you dolt, he's really making a higher point, and you're missing it!

My friend, even if he's making a higher point, one he hasfailed to elucidate clearly by actually, uh, saying, it is relevant to discuss his actual argument. If his argument makes no sense, you can't use it as a basis for the "larger point".

Posted by: Tim on October 9, 2003 07:25 PM

"This book [speaking of the bible] is the secret of
England's greatness." Queen, Victoria Windsor

"My daily advisor and comfort is the impregnable rock
of the Holy Scriptures." Gladstone, architech of
American law

"You do well to wish to learn our arts and ways of
life, and above all, the religion of Jesus Christ.
These will make you a greater and happier people than
you are. Congress will do every thing they can to
assist you in this intention." a message to the
Native American Indians, May, 12th, 1779 by, George
Washington, 1st US President

"Religion and virtue are the only foundations, not
only of republicanism and of all free government, but
of social felicity under all governments and in all
the combinations of human society." John Adams, 2nd
US President

"I have always said, and will always say, that the
studious perusal of the sacred volume will make us
better citizens, better husbands, and better fathers."
Thomas Jefferson, 3rd US President, 1st Washington
D.C. school board president

"Before any man can be considered as a member of Civil
Society, he must be considered as a subject of the
Governor of the Universe... Religion... is the basis
and foundation of government." James Madison, 4th US
President, chief architect of the Constitution

"The Declaration of Independence first organized the
social compact on the foundation of the Redeemer's
mission upon earth and laid the corner stone of human
government upon the first precepts of Christianity."
John Quincy Adams, 6th US President

"The bible is the rock on which our Republic rest."
Andrew Jackson, 7th US President

"I am profitably engaged in reading the Bible. Take
all of this upon reason that you can, and balance on
faith, and you will live and die a better man."
Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President

"I am sorry for the men who do not read the Bible
daily. I wonder why they deprive themselves of the
strength and the pleasure. I should be afraid to go
forward if I did not believe that there lay at the
foundation of all schooling and all our thought this
imcomparable and unimpeachable Word of God." Woodrow
Wilson, 28th US President

"Almost every man who has by his life work added to
the sum of human achievements of which the race is
proud - has based his life work largely upon the
teachings of the Bible." Theodore Roosevelt, 32nd US
President

"Religion is the only solid basis of good morals;
therefore, education should teach the precepts of
religion, and the duties of man towards God."
Gouveneur Morris, scribe / handwriter of the
Constitution

"Whoever is an avowed enemy of God, I scuple not to
call him an enemy to this country." John
Whitherspoon, Continental Congress, Declaration of
Independence

"Providence has given to our people the choice of
their rulers, and it is the duty as well as the
privelege and interest of our Christian Nation to
select and prefer Christians for their rulers." John
Jay, 1st Supreme Court Justice

"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often
that this great nation was founded, not by
religionist, but by Christians, not on religions but
on the gospel of Jesus Christ! For this reason
peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum,
prosperity and freedom of worship here." Patrick
Henry, Continental Congress

"...convincing proofs I see... that God governs in the
affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the
ground without His notice, is it probable that an
empire can rise without His aid?" Benjamin Franklin,
Constitutional Convention,

"Of all the dipositions and habits which lead to
political prosperity, religion and morality are
indispensable supports... . Reason and experience
both forbid us to expect that national morality can
prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
Alexander Hamiltion, 1st Secretary of Treasurer

"The moral principles and precepts contained in the
Scriptures ought to form the basis of all our civil
constitutions and laws... . All the miseries and
evils which men suffer from vice, crime, ambition,
injustice, opppression, slavery, and war, proceed from
their despising or neglecting the precepts contained
in the Bible." Noah Webster, American Revolutionist,
Constitutional Convention, Dictionary

"There is not a community which cannot be purified,
redeemed and improved by a better knowledge and larger
application of the Bible to daily life." W.J. Bryan,
Democratic Orator and statesman, ran three times for
presidency and failed, nicknamed the Commoner

"I suspect that the future progress of the human race
will be determined by the circulation of the Bible."
Dr. R.A. Millikan, 1923 Nobel prize winner in physics

"Our ways; through a Christian President, finally
outlawed slavery in America with the world soon
following its lead. The great freedoms we enjoy are
the direct result of the Christian faith of our
predecessors. No great civilization or religion from
the world did it; it was our Christian Forefathers and
Foremothers and their open faith in God through the
Jesus Christ that did."
William M. Cooper
Kingsville, TX
coopr2000@yahoo.com
http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/8857


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