If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert

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If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis

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Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Steven Wright

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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams