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How to Identify a Mossad Agent

A Palistinian homicide bomber is just walking along, minding his own business, on his way to blow up little Israeli boys and girls, men and women, when he is accosted by thieves, "stickup men":

Rather than give up his explosives, the bomber detonated them, killing himself and the two robbers near the border fence between Gaza and Israel.

Palestinian security officials said the the gunmen were criminals who were involved in a car theft ring that brought stolen vehicles from Israel to Gaza.

Hamas said the bomber was on his way to try to infiltrate into Israel, accompanied by another Hamas member and a guide, when they were stopped by the armed men.

The robbers forced the bomber to lie on the ground and tried to steal the bomb, but the militant detonated it, killing all three. The other Hamas man and the guide escaped.

As if that weren't weird enough already:

Hamas claimed the “stickup men” worked for Israeli intelligence, while Palestinian security forces said the two were ordinary thieves....

A Hamas official said that whatever their intention, the two should be considered agents of Israel.

“Anyone who tries to stop a fighter from doing his work is a collaborator,” he said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Oh. I see. Anyone who is opposed to you or does anything which intereferes with your plans to blow people up must work for Israeli intelligence. Regardless of actual intentions. Well, that's certainly a lot easier than having to prove a link.

That's okay. Some people here use the same kind of thinking.

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