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Review: Event Horizon

Where can you buy a burrito in a dimension of 'Pure Evil'?

Event Horizon was the movie which taught me to read reviews before plunking down my hard-earned cash. My girlfriend and I happened to be driving by a theater and just decided to attend on a whim. It looked promising enough: A sci-fi film with Lawrence Fishburne. He was good, right? Surely, he wouldn't sign up for a stinker?

The opening sequences were good. The acting was... well, wooden. Okay, strike one. The set-up wasn't anything unusual: A cutting-edge research vessel, Event Horizon, had disappeared and now returned, and our intrepid heros were going to check it out. We weren't really drawn in, and didn't care too much about characters but, well, okay, par for the B-movie course.

(And who knew in the future that people would still be addicted to nicotine? In a closed, airtight environment, no less. So much for progress, eh?)

The special effects and atmospherics were, however, very good. At least initially. Best I'd seen in a movie at the time. Sadly, at least in my book, a few special effects doth not a movie make.

Once the cast boards the Event Horizon the fun -- or should I say the schlock -- begins. What looked like it might be a plot turns into nothing more than a lame 'funhouse' of pointless gross-out events, including a huge quantity of blood being being unleashed upon our heros. Gory? Sure. Engaging? No. Offensively irrational? Yes. It is not clear at all why an elevator-full of blood advances the plot, but well, we're just supposed to drink it all down.

Before too long we learn -- and we're not told how our heros arrive at this conclusion, perhaps it is beamed directly into their minds from the writers -- that the Event Horizon was transported into "a dimension of pure evil", and had come back to kill them.

At this point, I lost it completely. This was, frankly, the stupidest plot arc I have ever encountered in a movie.

A "dimension of pure evil"? Really? I mean, are there no rocks or physical objects in it? If so, are they "evil" rocks? Is there some kind of gas there? Are they "evil" gasses? If not, then what is this evil made of?

I mean, we've seen this idea before, but as comedy:

Therapist:What do you want to do, Scott?
Scott Evil:I don't know. I was thinking, maybe I'd be a vet or something, cause I like animals and stuff.
Dr. Evil:An evil vet?
Scott Evil:No. Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo or something.
Dr. Evil:An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil:(Shouting) You always do that!

And I wonder: Are we supposed to believe there is a "dimension" for each moral or emotional condition? Is there a dimension of pure angst somewhere? What about a dimension of pure poetry? A dimension of pure wistfulness? Giddiness? Perhaps the script for Event Horizon emerged through a portal to a dimension of of pure schlock?

The concept is so hideously stupid it boggles the imagination.

Of course, we swallow it otherwise without too much trouble. I guess I shouldn't run it down too much, since whole religions and lives are based on this fallacy. (Or is that all the more reason?)

The problem here is that evil is a judgement which proceeds from a mind. Two objects colliding aren't "evil" until something with intelligence looks on and pronounces that situation seriously less-than-optimal -- for example, if one object is a human skull and the other is a fast-moving piece of lead. And even then, the objects themselves aren't evil. It's the quality or manner of their interaction, and the intent of those involved. It is the intent of the murderer which differentiates her "crime" from a mere accident.

This is the same mistake made by Star Wars followers, who view the force as having a "light" and "dark" side, but then want to call it impersonal. If it's impersonal, then how can we view one side as "good"? For something to be consistently good or bad, mind must be involved. Otherwise, we should stop pretending it was "good" that Darth Vader reformed. Just another career move -- see? No better than if Luke had joined him and slaughtered his sister.

Likewise, in many Eastern philosophies, the ultimate is impersonal. But then who hands out the Karma? We can't have "good" and "bad" karma unless the ultimate is imposing some kind of moral judgement on the scene -- and that requires the ultimate to be personal, not impersonal.

Likewise, I even encounter atheists who believe in good and evil, and honestly believe "good" means something more than "I like", and evil, "I don't like". So many can't understand that if there is no overarching mind, there can be no overarching morals. If the individual minds are all there are, then subjective morals are all there are too.

So, in the end, perhaps I should thank Event Horizon for providing an illustration of why this idea of evil, apart from mind, is fallacious.

Nonetheless, it's still one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

What was Lawrence Fishburne thinking???

Comments

I was as disapointed as yourself with this movie.

However I felt I had to step in when you mentioned the Force. In the expand universe of Star Wars (ie the books) your question is addressed 'by the jedi'.

I thought you might like to know that through the acts of the new Generation of Jedi, it is discovered that the force has no 'dark and 'light' sides. It is instead mearly a tool that people use for good and evil. Amplifying their emotions and not creating them.

I thought is was a good philisophical move for the authors of the Star Wars universe. It made the whole thing more real in my opinion.

Just thought i would tell you.

And yes the movie was poor.

Posted by: Adam on April 24, 2005 04:47 AM

The idea of the Force having both "light" and "dark" sides is in itself, fallacious, as you said. The Force is obviously representative of the god of pantheism. An impersonal force that somehow binds everything and everyone together, humans, animals, plants, rocks, everything. But at the same time its also representative of another Eastern religious tradition, the idea of Dualism. Dualism is, "the name . . . used to denote the religious or theological system which would explain the universe as the outcome of two eternally opposed and coexisting principles, conceived as good and evil, light and darkness, or some other form of conflicting powers". However, this only further illustrates the various problems inherent in Eastern philosophy, and provides more evidence for the superiourity of Western thought and philosophy. Once again, the Eastern philosophers of antiquity seemed to have avoided the problem of perception, namely that if good and evil are two opposite yet equally powerful or "valid" powers, then there is no way to disinguish one as superior to the other. "Good" and "Evil" lose all meaning, and serve only as descriptions for two equally valid life choices. What does it matter if I choose to be good or evil, when both and good and evil are philosophically the same? Its sort of like choosing a favorite color. If I choose blue or red as my color of choice it doesn't really matter. One is not somehow superior than the other, even if most people like red and I like blue. Under a dualistic system of thought, I could choose to murder your grandmother, and yes, you and society might decide to take retribution for that act, but you would have no solid moral ground for doing so, because an act of pure evil, such as murder, is morally no different than an act of pure good, such as sacrifice. In fact, under Dualistic thought, any act of retribution against an act of evil would be, perhaps, immoral, equalivalent to oppression based on any other difference of physical or spiritual character. The good man punishing the evil man for being evil would be equivalent to the white man punishing the black man for being black, or the skinny man punishing the fat man for being overweight.

Of course, all of the above also doesn't factor in the ability of one to define good and evil without some firm "moral yard stick" with which to measure. A Judeo-Christian/Western philosophy allows that measuring stick precisly because "Good" is superior to "Evil". God is defined as intrisicly good. His nature is pure goodness, and we come to our conclusions about evil by measuring actions, literally, agaisnt "What Would God Do?", or "What Would God Think?". Evil, in Judeo-Christian tradition, is purely and simply anything that is "anti-God". Satan is evil, not because he has always existed as evil, but because he was once good, aka "God-like" and then rebeled against "good" itself, namely, God.

This all comes down, I think, to what I consider the perfect illustration of the fallacy of Eastern philosophy. Somewhere I remember reading an account of a certain theologian who happened to be in a classroom where the proffessor was discussing Eastern philosophy and how it was superior to Western philosophy. It boiled down to this: Eastern philosophy is based off of the idea of both/and, both black and white, both good and evil, one is no better than the other; while Western philosophy is based off of the idea of either/or, either good or evil, either black or white, one is superior to, or more important than, the other. The proffessors mistake, and the mistake that has to be made by all proponents of the superiority of Eastern philosophy, is that to propose one is better than the other is actually USING Western philosophy to prove your point. In other words, you are using the either/or statement to prove the superiority of the both/and statement. Its very similar to a relativist stating that there are no absolutes, which is itself an absolute. After pointing this out the proffessor, the man relating the story gave him this illustration, and I'm paraphrasing here, "When crossing the street, its either me or the bus, its not both of us."

Posted by: NotTroy on June 8, 2005 03:55 PM

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