A short primer for those who those who aren't sure of the right political stances to take:

Step 1: Identify good people.

This step is rather simple. Good people are those found in a state called "oppression". Since oppression causes people do immoral things, the easiest way to discover an oppressed group is to look for people who are currently hurting or killing others. For example, did someone set off a bomb or slaughter someone on camera? That person is oppressed.

Some will attempt to distract you by pointing out most such people were actually wealthy, or from privileged backgrounds, and had been free to travel and do what they wanted. Ignore them, or point out that even if they weren't personally oppressed, they might perhaps be representing the views of some oppressed people. If they then ask how you know this, then, by all means, ignore them or call them names. (If those critics really cared about the oppressed, they wouldn't be asking you all these pesky questions!)

Step 2: Do what they tell you to.

Once you have located a "good" person -- as clearly identified by their acts of terrorism or mass slaughter -- then immediately and unquestioningly obey them. Trust us, whatever they are asking for, it is in everyone's best interest. To say otherwise is to speak against the oppressed!

If you just follow these simple steps, soon we will live a world free of warfare, hatred, strife, intolerance or ... come to think of it ... adequate food supplies and freedom.

Now read and learn from LGF and Rudyard Kipling.