Some things are just too bizarre for parody:

Grandfather Twilight: Children are dying from bombs and guns. The moon sees all of this. But she also sees something else. It is like a dream. Such a good dream, I could hardly believe it at first.

BHB: Tell me!

GT: There is a brave, truth-telling man from Ohio. His name is Dennis Kucinich, a Congressman who is running for President. As you know, I tend to be a calm old man, but when I heard Dennis speak, I got excited. He plans to create a Department of Peace. At last! Why has no one done it before? This is exactly how a wise President should think, what a good President should do!

Among the deep political issues "Grandfather Twilight" addresses is whether Dennis Kucinich is too short.

More fun over here:

Following Grandfather Twilight's example, the creatures of the forest met to draw up a formal statement of their own. At the signing event the Bear, acting as spokesbeing, proclaimed all the animals to be in complete agreement.

Imagine that. Predator and prey, all in complete agreement. (And who says leftists don't assume they speak for everyone?) Don't forget to check out the pictures illustrating this exciting concept.

All we have to do is create a "Department of Peace" and wars will end! That is what a wise, good president would think! Vote for Dennis NOW! :-)