How does a guy this dense get to be a millionaire? Or, perhaps more accurately, how can a guy this smart be so dumb? You can't achieve Turner's level of income, I've got to believe, without some ability to make basic character judgements.

And yet... this...

Wolf Blitzer: But this [North Korea] is one of the most despotic regimes, and Kim Jung Il is one of the worst men on Earth. Isn't that a fair assessment?

TT: Well, I didn't get to meet him, but he didn't look...in the pictures I've seen of him on CNN, he didn't look too much different than most of the other people I've met.

In *pictures* he doesn't look different than normal people? What, is "Mass Murderer" supposed to be tatooed on his forehead or something? How different did *Stalin* look from other people? How about Mao? How about Hitler or Mussolini or Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer?

WB: But look at the way he's treating his own people.

TT: Well, hey. Listen, I saw a lot of people over there...

Anytime a guy answers a question about 2 million dead people with, "Well, hey, listen..." you've got a problem.

They were thin, and they were riding bicycles instead of driving in cars. But I didn't see any brutality in the capitol...

Yeah, you know, torture is usually conducted in the middle of the road, right where foreigners will see it. So, if we're not seeing that, it must not be happening.

And this guy is fond of calling other people stupid? Sheesh.