Woman actually calls 911 because she is dissatisfied with her Burger King Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

911: ... this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and, and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman (with a shocked air of entitlement): Well, that is... that's... you're supposed to be here to protect me!

911: Well what are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No! It's...

911: Is like this is a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Well, just come down here. I'm not leavin'!

911: No, ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger! ...