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Barry Bonds' "Hitting Machine"

Michael Witte:

Amid the press frenzy over Bonds’ unnatural bulk, the true role of the object on his right arm has simply gone unnoticed. This is unfortunate, because by my estimate, Bonds’ front arm “armor” may have contributed no fewer than 75 to 100 home runs to his already steroid-questionable total....

The apparatus is hinged at the elbow. It is a literal "hitting machine" that allows Bonds to release his front arm on the same plane during every swing. It largely accounts for the seemingly magical consistency of every Bonds stroke...

The apparatus locks at the elbow when the lead arm is fully elongated because of a small flap at the top of the bottom section that fits into a groove in the bottom of the top section. The locked arm forms a rigid front arm fulcrum that allows extraordinary, maximally efficient explosion of the levers of Bonds' wrists. Bonds hands are quicker than those of average hitters because of his mechanical "assistant."

Makes for an interesting read. Here's the sentence I find most annoying:

At the moment, Bonds' apparatus enjoys "grandfathered" status. Similar devices are presently denied to average major leaguers, who must present evidence of injury before receiving an exemption.

I guess if you spit on the ball, or change the bat even a tiny bit, that's grossly immoral. But if you go up to the plate with a giant mechanical contraption on your arm, well, no problem, really...

Several years back, baseball was rightfully scandalized by the revelation that Sammy Sosa had "corked" his bat. The advantages conferred by the Bonds "hitting machine," however, far exceed anything supplied by cork. Ultimately, it appears the Bonds "achievement” must be regarded as partly the product of “double duplicity" -- steroidal and mechanical.

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Asymmetrical Information
has this thread if you're interested in this topic. One guy describes the thing Bonds wears as a type of body armor which allows him to crowd the plate. Though personally I don't follow sports much, so I have no idea what advantage it really confers.

Posted by: Ryan W. on August 10, 2007 03:50 PM

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