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Tattoos: "Furniture" You Can Never Sell

Can you remember a bad piece of furniture you had in college? What if it followed you around for the rest of your life? Or what if you had to dress now like you did when you were younger? Tattoos are like that: once acquired, you're kind of stuck with them. Thanks to the miracle of the tattoo machine, a drunken or ill-considered impulse can almost instantly become your lifelong companion.

According to the Daily Mail, Kimberly, left, says she got 56 star tattoos instead of 3 by mistake. The tattoo artist says nonsense: she asked for it, knew what she wanted, but blamed him when her family freaked out at the results.

Though they're often completely convinced they are, kids aren't very smart. They do all sorts of things which will appear stupid in retrospect, when they're older. (Sometimes, only several hours older.) This poor girl, because of a bad decision (either to fall asleep with a man who spoke a different language was tattooing her, or to ask for what she got) will go through her entire life as a freak. Yeah, I know, people shouldn't judge, etc. But nothing screams "White trash!" and/or "Poor judgment!" like a face full of ink. No amount of political activity and protected-category-ism for the modified and inked will negate that unfortunate first impression.

It's enough to tempt even this small-government conservative to favor a law requiring a waiting period before "getting ink done." Ten years, I think, should allow ample time for consideration.

Comments

sorry but calling her a freak is abit beyond just because she got a tattoo and yer a very obvious spot may not look all that good to you but some people actually like lots of tattoos and find them very attractive yer it was not right of her to lie about what has happened but how do any of us know the truth we dont only survellince from the actual footage of her getting a tattoo done would tell us that cause no way could u falll asleep getting a tattoo done on your face, my point - still no need to call her a freak.

Posted by: sarah on June 30, 2009 08:35 PM

Stupid a few hours later, you say. But what if you're completely miserable because the thing you desperately want a face tattoo but don't do it in case you change your mind later? Every day's existence is then regret and pain. (That was me, btw.)

Isn't it just as valid to be what you are and live what you are?

This particular girl's regret was the anger from her father and boyfriend. She was happy, we're told, when she left the studio. So if her father had beamed at her and told her he was proud; and if her boyfriend had hugged her closely and told her she was the sexiest girl in the world, would she still regret it?

If it is the reactions of others that most often cause regret, isn't the right advice to live your own life and roll with the punches?

Posted by: Tsuchan on July 2, 2009 06:34 PM

Re: "Freak." You know, it's odd. Isn't the whole point of extreme body modifications to look like, um, a freak of nature? (I'm not talking a little butterfly on an ankle here.) I mean, seriously, look at the guy who tatoo'd this woman.

"In contemporary usage, the word 'freak' is commonly used to refer to a person with something unusual about their appearance or behaviour." (Wikipedia)

"one that is markedly unusual or abnormal" (m-w.com)

Why would one plaster one' face over with metal and ink except to become "markedly unusual or abnormal"? It's not exactly a technique for blending in, is it? If the word for that is "freak", and the desire is to look completely inhuman, then why is the inference out of bounds? Yes, it's unpleasant. But so are the appearance of many of the modifications. (Indeed, isn't that the point?)

People want to have it both ways.

Look, I'm not calling for bashing the modified. But if you wish to look inhuman, lets not get all freaked out (so to speak) if someone points out you now look, well, inhuman. You want people not to judge you by your skin? Then why are you modifying such? There's a very deep contradiction going on there.

(It makes sense not to judge people by looks they haven't chosen. But when someone modifies their own appearance, aren't they saying they're now putting what's inside on the outside? In a way, hope not: if so, a lot of people's insides must be very dark and twisted.)

Posted by: Tim (Random Observations) on July 7, 2009 11:19 AM

Well tattoos are no longer completely irreversible. Probably as a result of that, people are being a little more careless with them. I have four tattoos and gave myself a rule about getting them: if I still wanted my tattoo a year or two after the original impulse or idea of it, I would get it. That gave me sufficient time to plan it, map it out and/or dismiss it as a bad idea.

Posted by: Giselle on July 15, 2009 01:02 PM

The girl lied about falling asleep.

She sure did, Allison.

There are excellent laser tattoo removal technicians...

I've heard they leave some ink behind — is that still true? Either way, these people should seriously consider it.

On another note, there is no such thing as a "tattoo pen."

Quite right! Corrected. And thank you!

Posted by: Tim (Random Observations) on July 15, 2009 11:50 PM

i think this is the lil girls fault and i guess when she saw her face and didnt like the results she blamed the artust but if ur getting tatted how are u not going to feel what theyre doing to u i mean come on

Posted by: on July 4, 2010 03:21 PM

mane shes a walking work of art and arts beautiful. if she likes them thats all that matters. take pride mane fo real.

Posted by: on August 26, 2010 06:12 AM

Alright i have to get my 2cents into this article because i think its just rediculous this girl. I am a profesinal motorcycle stunt rider so in my line of work everyone has tattoos from head to toe. This girl cracks me up and so does everyone that says you will never know the real truth of the story, well I think i can solve this mystery. Have you ever got a tattoo? depending on the area its a very hard process to sleep thru especially if you are getting a tattoo on your face. And if you were only going to get 3 small stars how would you have the time to fall asleep anyways. I have sleeves and i know with that experience in the INK department if i decided to get ink on my face i damn sure wouldnt be sleepin. Your going to tell me she fell asleep getting a tattoo on her nose. I call bullshit. And from the looks of her i dont think she has many if any other tattoos. Quit giving artist a bad name for your bad decisions. Sometimes the retarted need to be reminded they are retarted with a stamp on their forehead, unfortunatly for her she go the retard stap across half her face.

Posted by: Jc Freestyle on August 27, 2010 01:01 PM

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