Politico:

[Obama] tried to call out the Republicans when they fell back on their usual tactics, noting at one point that Minority Whip Eric Cantor had a six-inch-high stack of papers in front of him. "Let me just guess, that’s the 2400 page Democratic bill," Obama said before Cantor started speaking. "These are the kinds of political things we do that prevent us from actually having a conversation."

Bringing his party's actual health care bill to a debate intended to facilitate its passage "prevent[s] us from actually having a conversation" about it?

You just can't make this stuff up.