I'm joking, but just barely:

Music labels and radio broadcasters can't agree on much, including whether radio should be forced to turn over hundreds of millions of dollars a year to pay for the music it plays. But the two sides can agree on this: Congress should mandate that FM radio receivers be built into cell phones, PDAs, and other portable electronics.

How nice! I'll be great to know that there's a radio built into my pedometer, GPS unit, notebook computer, portable DVD player, and hand-held electronic game! I have a kitchen where three appliances in a row insist on telling me the time — why not also force those to also offer me FM radio?

But why stop there? Why not mandate FM radios be implanted into our teeth? (With a remote-controlled switch allowing someone else to decide what we'll hear at all times?) Or, just take a cue from Congress, and force people to buy RIAA recordings, just as Congress feels they can mandate that everyone purchase health insurance?