The flap itself is silly: I wouldn't bother commenting about it on its own merits, but the reaction to it...
Dave Barry: Elsewhere in politics, a team of specially trained wildlife agents equipped with nets and tranquilizer darts manages, after...
Regarding Obama's pending trip to China: Artist Liu Bolin hopes Obama can take time from his visit to drop by....
Via the inimitable Mark Steyn, it really doesn't get much better than this: The fact that Hassan reportedly shouted ["Allahu...
Look, honestly, there are a few nutballs in every party. But I've also observed that one is a smidge more,...
Telegraph, via Mark Steyn: Canterbury is sufficiently gay, council inspectors rule Whew! That's a relief! A government watchdog decided that...
One of the odd things about Why Mommy is a Democrat (a book to help the devout pass along their...
Yes, it's tragic, but it's also funny. Via LGF, a denizen of DailyKos writes: Why I Have A Little Crush...
Referring to her own beliefs, V complains: The Republicans want me to believe that anyone who is an Atheist possesses...
John Stossel: Media exposure clouds our judgment about real-life odds. Of course, it doesn't help that viewers are as ignorant...
When I was in college, there was a rather nice, new Corvette with a custom license plate which read: "AMORAL"....
Well, there's at least one honest law firm out there... What are the three most important qualities you are looking...
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a...
What is it about so many left-leaning politicians that cause them to see everything as a zero-sum game? Too much...
Is it my imagination, or since his crack-up, has Al Gore begun to suspiciously resemble Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard?...
Woman actually calls 911 because she is dissatisfied with her Burger King Western Bacon Cheeseburger. 911: ... this is not...
I was visiting a friend on New Years' Eve last year, and one of his sons looked up at me,...
A short primer for those who those who aren't sure of the right political stances to take: Step 1: Identify...
Turns out they're a form of sacred geometry, intended to lead the entire planet into a perfect, harmonious way of...
Gosh, I wish John Kerry had won. Who knew that the Democrats were so prescient? I mean, I always wanted...
Oh, this is too funny: The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool...
Something to consider before breaking out the Soylent Green: Hunters across the state will be asked to vote next month...
Indulge me while I take a somewhat twisted walk down memory lane...
Recently someone mailed me a link to a Flash presentation called "Pentagon Strike" which purported to show that no 757 ever hit the Pentagon...
I'm visiting my mom. She's in her 60's. She seems to have picked up a new term lately: mainline. I...
Eric Berlin: The inverse of the Visa commercial is the annual barrage of Lexus commercials, in which a husband or...
I just caught onto the Al Franken/David Horowitz fight. Seems Al called one too many conservatives "racist", as usual without any justification. Unlike so many others, Horowitz didn't take it lying down...
Kerry opens a new line of attack in Rochester, Minnesota, and
Random Observations is granted an exclusive interview with campaign spokewoman Stephanie Cutter.
Over the past year, I've had a lot of time to think about Quixtar. And due to the tremendous response I've seen on this blog, I've had a lot of time consider both sides. And I think I might have been too hasty...
Or, more reasons to question the value of the NEArts... You've built a new library. You want to install a...
Brilliant: Kerra Fowler is a mother of four who decided to wear her opposition to President George W. Bush on...
Mark Steyn: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? At least four. One to approve the...
You are not going to believe this one! Are you one of those who are amazed how unhinged the left -- particular leftst academics -- have become? Wait until you see this example, which explains quite a lot...
I'm not sure if you were subjected to the original quote, but I thank Glenn Reynolds for linking me to...
Marc Miyaki asks: "What if the police in your neighborhood decided to learn from the UN?" Great question!
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.- Scott Adams, Creator...
Worried about facing a hostile press corps, armed with nothing more than a stack of Pentagon briefings? You might want...
Want to persuade people you're a nut? Does your central thesis lack substantiating evidence? Then follow this easy ten-step guide when creating your web site! There's something here for everyone...
My friend Pedro from Denver answers the question definitively.
Who says Canadians don't have a sense of humor?
Move over, Hell's Angels: Vicious babies are on the loose in Croatia!
Want to get rid of all that grunge between your keys? Here's helpful tip about a technique you might, but definitely should not, consider.
Remember the statistics that prove that if you own a gun, it's more likely to kill someone in your family...
T-Shirt: Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car. Another T-shirt: Upon the...
Many criminals aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Here's a story to prove it...
Frank referrs us to some good political jokes cooked up by Tim Blair, who's taken a bunch of old jokes...
Gramps kicked over, but the family felt that was no reason for him to miss his grandaughter's wedding! Those wacky...
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen,...
A true story from my favorite sister... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he...