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To Ahmadinejad, with Love

Yes, it's tragic, but it's also funny. Via LGF, a denizen of DailyKos writes: Why I Have A Little Crush...

Adding 2 + 2

Referring to her own beliefs, V complains: The Republicans want me to believe that anyone who is an Atheist possesses...

Weighing Risks

John Stossel: Media exposure clouds our judgment about real-life odds. Of course, it doesn't help that viewers are as ignorant...

"AMORAL"

When I was in college, there was a rather nice, new Corvette with a custom license plate which read: "AMORAL"....

Why Won't Sharks Bite a Lawyer?

Well, there's at least one honest law firm out there... What are the three most important qualities you are looking...

He Could Be Brittney Spears...

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a...

The UN's Vision of the Internet: Zero-Sum Game

What is it about so many left-leaning politicians that cause them to see everything as a zero-sum game? Too much...

Al Gore & L. Ron Hubbard: Separated At Birth?

Is it my imagination, or since his crack-up, has Al Gore begun to suspiciously resemble Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard?...

911: "We're Not Going to Enforce Your Western Bacon Cheeseburger"

Woman actually calls 911 because she is dissatisfied with her Burger King Western Bacon Cheeseburger. 911: ... this is not...

Funny Quips

I was visiting a friend on New Years' Eve last year, and one of his sons looked up at me,...

Moral Behavior 101

A short primer for those who those who aren't sure of the right political stances to take: Step 1: Identify...

Secret of Alien Crop Circles Revealed!

Turns out they're a form of sacred geometry, intended to lead the entire planet into a perfect, harmonious way of...

The Rape of the Republic Continues

Gosh, I wish John Kerry had won. Who knew that the Democrats were so prescient? I mean, I always wanted...

The Biblical Basis for Political Conservativism

Oh, this is too funny: The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool...

Important New Protein Source?

Something to consider before breaking out the Soylent Green: Hunters across the state will be asked to vote next month...

Wacky Packs Are Back

Indulge me while I take a somewhat twisted walk down memory lane...

The "Pentagon Strike" Video & "9-11 Research"

Recently someone mailed me a link to a Flash presentation called "Pentagon Strike" which purported to show that no 757 ever hit the Pentagon...

Injected Food

I'm visiting my mom. She's in her 60's. She seems to have picked up a new term lately: mainline. I...

Stupid Lexus Commercials

Eric Berlin: The inverse of the Visa commercial is the annual barrage of Lexus commercials, in which a husband or...

Al Franken: "Racist"

I just caught onto the Al Franken/David Horowitz fight. Seems Al called one too many conservatives "racist", as usual without any justification. Unlike so many others, Horowitz didn't take it lying down...

Vote Kerry: Help Democrats Get Real About National Defense

Kerry opens a new line of attack in Rochester, Minnesota, and Random Observations is granted an exclusive interview with campaign spokewoman Stephanie Cutter.

A Business Opportunity BETTER Than Quixtar???

Over the past year, I've had a lot of time to think about Quixtar. And due to the tremendous response I've seen on this blog, I've had a lot of time consider both sides. And I think I might have been too hasty...

Ah, Artists

Or, more reasons to question the value of the NEArts... You've built a new library. You want to install a...

Head For Rent

Brilliant: Kerra Fowler is a mother of four who decided to wear her opposition to President George W. Bush on...

Kerry's Incandescence

Mark Steyn: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? At least four. One to approve the...

An Esteemed Leftist Academic

You are not going to believe this one! Are you one of those who are amazed how unhinged the left -- particular leftst academics -- have become? Wait until you see this example, which explains quite a lot...

The Math Behind "A Million Mogadishus"

I'm not sure if you were subjected to the original quote, but I thank Glenn Reynolds for linking me to...

In Trouble? Call 9-1-1-U-N!

Marc Miyaki asks: "What if the police in your neighborhood decided to learn from the UN?" Great question!

Random Quips

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.- Scott Adams, Creator...

The 1000 Fighting Styles of Donald Rumsfeld

Worried about facing a hostile press corps, armed with nothing more than a stack of Pentagon briefings? You might want...

How to Write Compelling Web Pages

Want to persuade people you're a nut? Does your central thesis lack substantiating evidence? Then follow this easy ten-step guide when creating your web site! There's something here for everyone...

Photo: What Would Jesus Drive?

My friend Pedro from Denver answers the question definitively.

Who Let the Dogs Out?

Who says Canadians don't have a sense of humor?

When Babies Attack!

Move over, Hell's Angels: Vicious babies are on the loose in Croatia!

Unsolicited Advice: How Not to Clean a Keyboard

Want to get rid of all that grunge between your keys? Here's helpful tip about a technique you might, but definitely should not, consider.

Study Proves Police Safer Without Guns

Remember the statistics that prove that if you own a gun, it's more likely to kill someone in your family...

Sage Advice

T-Shirt: Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car. Another T-shirt: Upon the...

Stupid Criminals

Many criminals aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Here's a story to prove it...

Jokes from Tim Blair

Frank referrs us to some good political jokes cooked up by Tim Blair, who's taken a bunch of old jokes...

He's Just Dying to Be There!

Gramps kicked over, but the family felt that was no reason for him to miss his grandaughter's wedding! Those wacky...

New Airline Regulations

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen,...

Wash as Directed

A true story from my favorite sister... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he...

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